The minute our oldest was born we began receiving items about protecting a daughter and those infamous, “applications for dating my daughter”. Because there is a boy in the picture at the moment that doesn’t seem to have any desire to get to know us personally, I was motivated this morning to sit down and edit and combine the various applications.
Judging by the horrified response of my 16 year old, I’d say I did a pretty good job.
Lux, Libertas 
OH MY GOSH! Stinkin’ hilarious! I hope she was horrified! Take notes, lots of notes through this period – although we have a ways to go till 16, I’m already putting together my “application” for anyone who dare thinks about even talking to B! I’ll be looking for advice!
well I cannot download the thing! I wanna see! email me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i can just see the look on kira’s face…and said boy. awesome. i remember the day my dad thought it would be funny to print out a similar app and keep it on the table. 🙂